The “Castles you can’t go into because really rich people still live in them” edition.
The first 3 are Balmoral. This is where Queen Elizabeth II summers.
The second 3 are Fyvie. Actually, you can tour Fyvie, but it’s only open Tuesdays, Thursdays and every eighth Wednesday from 12pm till 4pm and then only when it’s sunny. Actually, don’t quote me on that. The “hours” listing was a wee bit complicated. Whenever you’re allowed in it wasn’t when we were there, so we took pictures and stole a pink rock. Fuck you, too, Fyvie! My kid’s keeping the rock.